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The 2003 Ebay Live Conference

June 26-29, Orlando, Florida

Our top Ebay representatives attended the 2003 Ebay Live Conference, and conferred with fellow Ebay sellers, customer support people, and even got a glimpse of the FOUNDER of Ebay,

Pierre Omidyar.

We've picked up alot of knowledge to better help our customers and how to make things run even more smoothly with our auctions. We'd like to share some of the sights with you here, with the slide show from the conference and other photos below. The entertainment at Ebay Live was Weird Al Yancovich singing his song, "Ebay" off his newest album, Poodle Hat. Be sure you've clicked on the link at the top of the page, and you'll be able to hear this hilarious song! You can follow along with the words at the bottom.

Weird Al's official website can be found at WWW.weirdal.com, and more info at This Location for a download and tour dates.

Here's a slide show from the conference!

 

EBAY
By Weird Al

A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf tv tray
I bought on Ebay.

My house is filled with
this crap-shows up in
bubble wrap most every day
What I bought on Ebay

Tell me why
I need another pet rock
Tell me why
I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why
I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on Ebay.

I buy your knick-knack
Just check my feedback
A Plus-plus They all say
They love me on Ebay

Gonna buy
A slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna Buy
Some beanie babies new with tag
From some guy
I've never met in Norway,
Found him on Ebay

I am the type who
is liable to snipe you
With 2 seconds left to go
Woah, wo...

Got Paypal or Visa
Whatever will please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy your tzatskes
Sell me your watch, please!
I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy

- - - - - I'm Highest Bidder!!!

Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that world wide garage sale
Hey! A Dukes of Hazard ashtray
I bought it on Ebay.

Wanna buy
A Pacman Fever Lunchbox
Wanna buy
A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy
A Kleenex used by Doctor Dre
Found it on Ebay!

Wanna Buy
That Farrah Faucett Poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster,
Don't know why
The kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on Ebay
What I bought on Ebay

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And below are some personal photos of the trip:  Click on the thumbnails for a larger photo.


Our Fearless Leader planning our every minute

The Boss again, with Sean, from our North store

Brandon, our South store lister, and his tongue gadget (yuck!)

The boss was so thoughtful..
Here, he's purchased us a Japanese Love Potion
so he can make up stories.

The boss after he sees the check. Not happy..:-)
Next time you'll leave off the love potion!

The conference was entertaining and very informative. I recommend attending one to anyone who buys or sells on Ebay!

 

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